Thursday, November 8, 2007

Why She Should Not be Secretary of State

I once knew someone who got all those quotes mixed up. I often teased her after she would blurt one out. I'd say something like, "That statement proves to me that you should never be considered for the job of Secretary of State.

Walgreens is open 24/24.
That's apples and eggs.
He got paid under the carpet.
That's where the metal meets the highway.
It's not rocket surgery!
You owe me a buck two ninety eight.

I'd like to hear more, so if you can think of any, please contribute with a comment!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Any time my oldest wanted us to hurry, he'd tell us to 'get the lead in'...

Anonymous said...

My neighbor says "Make like a tree and get out of here..."